Please make a special note to not ever do this. The career-killing response to what was, all things considered, a fairly kind review and the dog-piling in the comments. I've bitched about bad reviews. I've giggled over the bad behavior of others. These are both normal human impulses that don't even make you a moderately nasty person.
But for the love of tiny, dyspeptic puppies, people, do it off the internet.